Archive for July, 2002

we, the people

a reminder to mr. boyle (and certain congressdroids) who seem to have forgotten the law of america, i present the 4th, 5th, 6th, and 7th amendment to the constitution.

IV – Right of search and seizure regulated

The right of the people to be secure in their persons, houses, papers, and effects, against unreasonable searches and seizures, shall not be violated, and no warrants shall issue, but upon probable cause, supported by oath or affirmation, and particularly describing the place to be searched, and the persons or things to be seized.

V – Provisons concerning prosecution

No person shall be held to answer for a capital, or otherwise infamous crime, unless on a presentment or indictment of a Grand Jury, except in cases arising in the land or naval forces, or in the militia, when in actual service in time of war or public danger; nor shall any person be subject for the same offense to be twice put in jeopardy of life or limb; nor shall be compelled in any criminal case to be a witness against himself, nor be deprived of life, liberty, or property, without due process of law; nor shall private property be taken for public use without just compensation.

VI – Right to a speedy trial, witnesses, etc.

In all criminal prosecutions, the accused shall enjoy the right to a speedy and public trial, by an impartial jury of the State and district wherein the crime shall have been committed, which district shall have been previously ascertained by law, and to be informed of the nature and cause of the accusation; to be confronted with the witnesses against him; to have compulsory process for obtaining witnesses in his favor, and to have the assistance of counsel for his defense.

VII – Right to a trial by jury

In suits at common law, where the value in controversy shall exceed twenty dollars, the right of trial by jury shall be preserved, and no fact tried by a jury shall be otherwise reexamined in any court of the United States, than according to the rules of the common law.

the new law proposed by berman, et al, violates due process, it’s unlawfull search and seizure, it violates the right to trial, and the right to confront ones accusers.

the law only requires the copyright holder or their agent to tell the attorney general they’re going to hack or block you. they aren’t required to tell you.

as for redress, to quote the times article:

“Under the bill, companies would not be required to warn users in advance of their actions. A user wrongly attacked could sue only if he suffered more than $250 in economic losses and obtained permission to file a lawsuit from the U.S. attorney general.”

which violates the 7th amendment. so yeah, it’s unconstitutional, jerry…i would go furthur to say that congress is only granted power to rule over piracy on the high sea, but that would be quibbling.

FYI:

Records show Berman received at least $186,891 from the entertainment industry during the 2001-02 election cycle, including $31,000 from The Walt Disney Co. and $28,050 from AOL- Time Warner Inc.

declaration of war, the short form

don’t you find it interesting that the best coverage of our current constitutional crises is by the english?

due process under the law? the private sector being granted judicial and police powers? this calls for a boston tea style party at the least…

updates

still no updates. this connection is tenuous. needs new phonelines here.

HOLLYWOOD WANTS TO HACK YOUR COMPUTER.

for those of you who don’t follow the news, the berman bill would allow anyone who suspected you violated a copyright the right to hack your computer, and disable it, or block internet access. it’s vaguely worded and ovely broad, and nasty. this doesn’t just apply to pirated mp3’s, or movies: this seems to apply to all copyrighted material. so if you download a cartoon from a website, or make a local copy of a news article, your probably in violation. and ofcourse there really is no way of knowing that the mp3 on your machine was ripped by you in fair use or downloaded from some someone illegally….

for some insight into the bill. and more links. the New York Times story link requires free registration.

the story is more complex then this, as Microsoft has officially kowtowed to the RIAA and MPAA, and is designing the next generation of computer hardware with built in copyright management, that could in fact lock you out of your own songs, stories and movies. and the aforementioned four letter acronynms want all consumer video and audio equipment modified as well. if they get there way, you won’t even be able to mack tunes or video, just them.

i recomend you don’t buy or rent any music or video. vote with your feet and your wallet. patronize live local music. and share what you have with others. oh, and tape your favorite tv shows while you still can…

refuah slemah

we understand jerry is ill, and went home early from work.

we could have guessed as much, since no one has posted to the site in days. if jerry doesn’t post, no one does…

get well soon, jerry.

comp sci

the last friday of july is national system admin day. this is also called national dawn roberts owes me her first born child day, and i’m going to reposes your soul now day, gee raven i hear you give great backrubs day, or national callahan ismy bitch day, as well as “sure i take kittens as payment! got a chainsaw? there ain’t much room left in my bag!” day. here’s the site responsible for it. i’d like to point out that some of the things on the list are not apreciated by all sysadmins: you give me sports tickets, i’ll give you a virus that’ll wipe your hard drive so clean you can eat of it–not that you’d want to eat off of a rust covered disc whirling at 4200 revolutions per minute. so tailor your giftage to the admin in question. in my case real estate and money work, in some one like jeff mickey’s case a self cleaning litter box with a two ton box of clumping litter would be better, and a pdp-11 running Unix release 7 (last one mailed out by the authors themselves) would do in a pinch. ben needs two siamese kittens, (ok, he’snot really an admin, he just plays one on this site, but he really needs two siamese cats.) or you could give the gift of sexual favours, either yourself or by proxy. most sys admins haven’t had sex since they became admins, and are immune to net porn, having seen so much of it while removing viruses or home directories. remember, your dealing with geeks here: always check polarity before offering a favour. polarity missmatch errors can be fatal, or result in a boot sequence to your most significant Bits.

disparaging

kretesz (43k image)

kenneth’s chairs. my photo. kretesz did chairs too. his were better then mine.

o well

jeff’s girlfriend caled to say she’s flying in on the red eye manana . so i’m homeless. now.

spoke too soon again. will try tp quit panicing all the time, but it’s hard…thanks to eric, sandy, tim, kenneth, heidi, and jeff nolan of course…

out out out damn spot

nolan’s girl friend will be here in a day or two and i’ll be gone.

heck

heck is not having any goddamn access or b andwidth

had to come sometime

not yet, but almost…




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