Archive for January, 2003

it’s the internet dummy

aol wasn’t ever an internet company. it isn’t now.

doc has an excellent article on that. so let’s repeat the mantra.

an online service isn’t the net, even if it gives you net access.

the net is agnostic.

ity’s 9pm, and nat has about three different fires going outside. and he’’s making chimineys out of 1/8″ veneer. if jerry doesn’t get here soon, all the fire will be gone. nat BTW is cutting a natty figure in a fireman’s hat, side lace leathers, and jumpboots with a red shirt a racing jacket. kenneth is floating around in velour. a few of the hideout crew are forcefeeding themselves makers mark. and it’s only 9…

and me without a camera

party party party

Good moning! this is the cityof chicago, how can we fuck up your day? no, wait, let us tell you how we’re going to fuck up your day…

needless to say, nothng iss going according to schedule.

still dealing witht he cross connected phone. talked to a few people who c\are getting my calls, and vise versa. the cell company called to apologize. but they won’t eat my charges…

party at kenneth’s tonight.

i’m gone for the morning and afternoon.

she wasn’t unconscous, just a bad actress. New details have emerged about a 20-minute video at the center of a suburban gang rape case–a tape prosecutors say is sordid evidence of an attack on an unconscious victim, while defense lawyers call it a home pornographic movie instigated by a teenage girl.

naked musuem burglar busted in his wheelchair. slow gettaway.

article from NANDO times, (free registration required) about the art institute cancelling a show on nazi loot.

sbc/ameritech does good

now with even more updates!

a few quickies, then off to suck some aspirin. mouth pain.

Yellowtail. You draw in it. it animates. way fucking cool.

The Last Spike report. from online journaism report. a shitload of great links to npr stuff, among other things. too bad annenberg’s name is on it.

Coyle and Sharpe. mentioned above, worth a special mention. crazier then Mal Sharpe’s solo work (his man on the street LP’s fueled the demonic rise of Rhino Records originally all humor indy, now the reissue king at AOLtimewarner.) words like anarchic and dada come to mind. so does Millgram. imagine allan funt and kurt switters doing bongs and roaming the streets with a tape recorder. video and more, and they’re bootlegging their first recording!

a music proffesser who calculated race car gear ratios by pitch. great little letter, with link to autoengines programmed to play music…

the landline was down.

sbc was called. they had a guy over at 10:30am. at 11:15 the guy had found the broken line, added new wires and called the central offcie to switch the new line to the old number. he said it should take an hour. at 4:30 they finally did. my cell phone battery is shot from overuse. there is a groove worn in the floor from me walking over to pickup the reciever every ten minutes. then the win98 box barfed it’s guts out. a couple reboots later we’re back online. and the answering machine is back. everything works. yippy. now i can get back to cleaning up all the stuff i downloaded in ca for testing. and firing up the latest, newest version of opera.

get opera 7.0 here. it’s the windows browser that doesn’t suck. (the mac version is still at 6.x, and it needs work–which they won’t do now that apple’s entered the browser market, and i haven’t checked the linux version in ages.) ah, speed. i learn to love it.

rains pours snows

the land line is dead. we dont know why. so its back to cellular sillyness. till when we dont know. the cell has been ringing non stop for two days…

this just in:

i (Nathaniel Ward, aka Nat) turn 32 on Wednesday the 29th of January.

Thus I want some tapas.

To this end people will go with me to Cafe Iberico (somethingerather

north lasalle, near chicago ave, a bit south, east side of street).

Wednesday, 29th. Meet there around 7. We’ll just hang at the bar for

a bit, maybe get a table, maybe not. Who knows. We’ll be inside the

big room at the bar, or maybe downstairs at the bar. Check the big

room first. Wear your drinking shoes.

We’ll try to get a table around 8 so call or be there by then. If you

need to call my cell is 312.933.6447.

Secondly,

noting with sadness the fact that some people have real jobs and can’t

get good and plastered on Wednesday night like me and other slackers we

shall have ANOTHER party!

Party!

Friday Night! (the..um…31st maybe..whatever)

to be held at Mr. Kenneth’s

2025 S. Halsted (on the southeast corner of Halsted and Canalport)

in the back so go around through the alley off of Canalport.

there will be bonfires and fire

sjh didn’t die in vain

sydney j. harris didn’t die in vain. he wrote a book, based on a series of his newspaper colummns called “Things i learned on the way to looking up other things.” it reads like a primer on my mind. it reads like a primer on the web. s.j. didn’t live to see the web. but i did…

it’s 1:30 in the morning and i’ve been online at 28.8k since 4:30 pm trying to find a map of Moab, Utah for Dean’s birthday. i’ve learned more about geodata, geographic info systems (GIS) commercialization of research and data done with public money and the politics of suppression of data then i want to. even the army and navy is pissed (at least their civilian employees who actually have to make the maps.) and i haven’t delved very deep or far. just enough to learn how fucked it is. and enough to know that what i used to be able to buy at the USGS in palo alto is now sold by microslop, what they used to give away online is charged for, and the file formats have changed 3 times since shrub took over. and that’s a gross oversimplification.

but i did make my first real map. an honest to mercator relief map of moab, acurate to ten meters. below you’ll find a compressed to hell bite sized version. no wonder they hide, obfuscate and commercialize this stuff. if an idiot like me can do this in five minutes, imagine what a skilled graphic artist/civil engineer could do. underneath Moab is Chicago, slightly altered to excentuate detail. we’re not flat at all.

remember, these are compressed to make them small for downloading, so detail and shading is lost. i’m not putting the 100meg versions of these on line, even a 5meg version would hammer teh server to pieces.

a geographical offering to D.S.C

chicago my kinda town

and you thought you were in kansas

HAPPY BIRTHDAY DEAN! and many more!

the New York Times on the Republican astroturfing of letter to the editor. free registration required…

ah, ffejworld. that lovely place where the truth goes by the wayside, er, the truth is an ever changing, uh, truth springs eternal? well, wheere we try and get to the root of the matter at least, and the root this day is taxation. after much pondering of the legal opinions of jerry and oakey (esq, as far i know, but at least one of them wouldn’t like that) we’ve decided that their august intellects and superlative arguements demand implementation. to wit: everything that isn’t taxed is a shirkment (jerry) and all the money goes to the wrong people so we should be taxed as punishment (oakey.) here now the taxes.

for years out of state catalog houses have gotten away without charging you your state’s/county’s/city’s sales tax. since we’re going to be charging you these taxes online, the catalog houses are going to have to start charging as well.

since anything that be called a service is now taxable online, we have to apply this to all services in the real world. like k to 12 education. fucking shirkers, your going to have each of your kids taxed for learning. college double so, that’s a luxory tax.

welfare. it hasn’t totally been dismantled yet, and social security pensioners allready pay taxes.

poll taxes. we used to have to pay them, we’ve been shirking…

newspaper tax. about the only physical thing you can buy that’s untaxed. let’s get on it.

procreation should be taxed. attempts as well as succeses.

got a cold? the flu? your driving up health care costs! tax that illness!

everyone has been listening to radio and watching tv without paying taxes on it. we’re going to have to fix that.

air. everyone, again, has been shirking on their air tax. and sunlight tax. and moonlight. and starlight. and gravity.

argueing. hot air, heat, increases green house gases. tax it.

we’re just getting warmed up. we’ve all been shirking. all of us. i’d like to thank jerry and oakey for bringing this to my attention.

you figure this out.

another day another sinus

eccch. the highpoint of my day yesterday was being told i looked sick. the lowpoint was learning that os x doesn’t do defraging at all. the midpoint was another 6 hours on the cta. go figure. i’m staying in and coughing today.

The Economist weighs in against the sonny bono copyright extension. they want copyright returned to it’s original form.

Bob Frankston has an essay up about spectrum allocation being censorship. Lessig has one up at The New Republic. read and decide if it violates free speach. as a side project, try and decide if any of the three authors are pointy headed randians, which are first ammendment freaks, and which are logical positivists. extra credit for designing a genre or label that doesn’t fit any of our commentators personal bigotries.

Lawmakers meeting in florida (of course) to tax digital services, such as dowloading. same idiots who designed the plan to tax internet sales.

yup, cold

berlinger will enjoy this in 24 hours when it blows over him in westchester. our thermometer says 5 degrees (it’s in bright sparkling sunlight,) and the thermometer at o’hare is reading 2. sinus pain and a swolen tongue. oh yeah, and i have to go out in this.

here’s someone who already got their new 12″ Powerbook. they’re calling them AlBook, TinBook, everything but Powerbook. well, mine was called an icebook by me and the press, but it seemed more apropriate, since apple calls white paint “snow.” the other appellations don’t thrill me at all.

hilary is history

hilary rosen steped down as head of the RIAA to play with her kids. among the missinformation and lies burried in the article is an interesting gem: she was a founding board member of Rock the Vote. so long, and don’t let the doorknob thrill you on your way out…

SCO, formerly Caldera linux, and current owner of the real and (TM) Unix, has hired David Bioes to go hunt companies who they believe have violated their intellectual property. “We’ve been looking at this for months. Every time we turn over a stone, there’s something there,” McBride said. “If you pull down (Mac) OS X you’ll see a lot of copyright postings that point back to Unix Systems Laboratories, which is what we hold.”

The more limited Unix library licensing program announced Wednesday at the LinuxWorld Conference and Expo will let companies pay $149 per server processor to use the Unix libraries, McBride said. It’s a program that customers have been asking for.

“Instead of going after people, we’re giving people a chance to license,” McBride said. Customers with numerous servers will receive discounts, he added.

can you say, another failed business model goes for the blackmail angle?

how to do this right

ON BROWSERS AND THE COMMON HYSTERIA:

most computer operations are directly influenced by how you feel, or the power of suggestion. after one conversation with hairball on sunday about how chimera is totally unstable for him, it’s now totally unstable for me. this after months of 23+ tabs open, and crashes only once a week. bastard. so now i’m back in the extremely slow unreactive mozilla, which i can type faster then. i don’t use safari because, well, it’s as stable as chimera in hairballs hands. hairball doesn’t get his dock removal app till he sends me the link to the oly parts…

all the noise for all the years about mozilla being a platform, not a browser has gotten it a website full of unfinished or half finished projects. two beta releases of apple’s safari in two weeks has gotten it a million downloads, and more working scripts/projects then mozdev.org hosts…and the common perception continues to change that beta means usable. able ships ships two betas, and they’re in use. go up to versiontracker, and not only are their more beta programs listed everyday, but increasingly they”re pay to play. like i told all those nicce droids at macworld, i’d love to buy your program if it shipped today, but i’m not buying a pig in a poke, or paying for your beta testing..

Influences: “

Three writers have seriously influenced my thinking about personal online publishing in the past few days.

It begins with Joe Clark’s scathing deconstruction of ‘You’ve Got Blog’.

The blogging/counterblogging form pretends to function as a conversation, but, unlike E-mail or instant messaging or any kind of threaded discussion forum, the effect is one of talking at people rather than with them. But you’re talking at them in public, rather like chatting on a cellphone at the mall, only in this case third parties stand a good chance of reading both sides of the conversation.

… Now, according to the egalitarian mythos of the Web, anyone can publish. You skip the step of requiring an editor and publisher, but no one is willing to skip the step of requiring an audience. Take it from someone who wrote since age seven and has been published in print nearly 400 times and an actual book: Few are the writers who do it for themselves. Even handwritten diaries will be discovered posthumously, as every diarist knows deep down.

… The fears of these neophyte bloggers are, in fact, entirely valid, but may require restatement. It’s not that you missed the Golden Age. It’s just that the age is golden only for other people. And there is pretty much no way to breach the velvet rope: If you’re not an A-list blogger, you will stay off that list forever.

… What the huddled masses yearning to blog their way into superstardom are left with, then, is not merely talking at people, but talking at a perennially minuscule group of people.

It continues with Joshua Allen’s non-apology, I started writing.

Then the web hit the bigtime, everyone got online, everyone got high-speed access at work, and tools arrived to make tech know-how unnecessary. The weblog — and I’m using the original definition here, namely oft-updated annotated links — became the default personal site. I mean of course: it’s easy content. It’s like when you’re in the office kitchen trying to like maybe quietly enjoy a juice box for once and some guy comes in and starts reading the paper and saying Can you believe that? And: What do you make of that?

A very consistent voice cropped up among the new writers: casual, chatty, inoffensive, usually a dash of false self-deprecation, and a kind of subtle condescension — the sound of someone who has been chosen to pass along valuable information to others. This tone of I am interesting, right? was underscored by the guestbooks and comments and karma points and permalinks and trackbacks and referer logs. Even the current vogue of web standards often boils down to: Everyone should have access to what I have to say, I don’t care if they’re blind or reading my words off a cellphone — the message must get through.

It didn’t help that we all had such similar backgrounds and interests. Although the web keeps diversifying, the kind of person who has the time and money and inclination to maintain a regularly updated personal website still falls into a pretty narrow demographic group, which is how we end up with 10,000 posts about The Two Towers, Yankee Hotel Foxtrot, iPods, Volkswagen commercials, etc.

And ends with Dennis Mahoney, On Lighthouses.

Remember when personal web sites weren’t taken too seriously and, as a result, featured loads of creamy goodness? Me, neither, but I remember this time I went to a web site and thought, holy cats, this guy really enjoys lighthouses. I got the feeling this guy was pretty much the alpha and omega of lighthouse appreciation.

… When I first discovered the web, I was struck by all the available space. You could do anything. There could be words, images, sounds, even porn. With a couple of scroll bars, there was blank space of infinite width and height. Infinite. So I built a 3-column personal web site with a logo and a mission statement. A personal site with a logo: I thought I ought to brand the site. Yeah, it makes zero fucking sense.

I’m not going to get all LOGOS ARE EVIL on you. But I was spending time thinking about branding and mission statements for my personal site, when I should have been writing about lighthouses. Well not lighthouses lighthouses, but stuff that really lights me up at the moment. That’s an accidental pun, I swear to God.

” Source: dive into mark

RIAA wants your isp to pay for illegal file swaping:

Wired: “

Wired: “Well, Ms. Rosen, I’ll tell you what: You forward all your e-mail unedited to a public mailing list, scan and post all your private written correspondence to the same list, give us all-read access to your hard drives and post 24-7 webcams in your boudoir and bathroom, and then I’ll believe you understand the invasion of privacy your shrill insistence on flushing what’s left of the Constitution down the toilet entails,” Ferrell suggested. [via Dave]*

” Source: Archipelago

from Spence:

Russia Military See U.S. Iraq Attack in Feb -Report

http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/nm/20030122/wl_nm/iraq_russia_dc_

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…[T]he news agency Interfax…quoting an unnamed high-ranking source in

the Russian general staff…

“According to the information we have, the operation is planned for the

second half of February. The decision to launch it has been taken but not

yet been made public,” said the source.

The source added that the main aim of the war would be to secure control

of Iraqi oilfields.

… “Hussein is the pretext. The real aim of the military action is

control over Iraqi oil,” he said.




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