Archive for May, 2003

“it’s the nexus of fucking evil…”

hairball has so named the skylark lounge. he goies on to say it’s close to being the perfect cafe, the elusive entity he and i have been seeking for over 20 years. he may be right. it’s certainly a meeting place of the various ‘hoods, genres, ethnicities, and subcultures. it’s also a place where a hush falls and you suddenly find your self engaged in interesting conversation with a complete stranger. nice room, neither tricked out, ferned, yuppicated nor dive. the food is good, and plentiful. the booze is fairly cheap, the coffee is ok, and it opens at 4pm. great staff. but one of the waitresses bears a stunning resemblance to an old girlfriend of mine. and a lot of good looking 20 somethings of all nine sexs wander in. and it has 100 year old urinals. and people from my past keep wandering in. and people i know keep introducing me to new people. and they don’t mind me sitting here and drinking coffee for a couple hours. and i keep expecting she who mustn’t be named to walk in. and they don’t mind me pounding keys on the laptop. and the music is bartenders choice, not canned or management mandated (right now it’s some nice bebop jazz). and a 22 year old girl with the second most expressive nipples i’ve never seen followed me outside and asked me to educate her.

he’s right. it’s the nexus of fucking evil. it would almost be worth the rent to be walking distance from this place…on the (really, truely, non sardonic) downside vito and some other emotional vampires and pimps hang out here. and i don’t live next door, i live 2 hours away by bus, a bus that stops at last call. sigh. evil.

congratulations to tim boyle on his graduation!

remember to scroll down and check the previous post for details of the pilsen art event. it’s tonight…

Apple Tops Consumer Reports Survey –macslash

America rejoices as Bush’s $217 tax cut produces mass wealth in Malaysia
Plus more great news from your favorite show, NTR — “Now That’s Republican!” –salon

Code is law in gamespace, too?
Fascinating academic paper explores the way that gamers in MMORPGs are beginning to assert property and moral rights over the digital artifacts (including their own avatars) in gamespace.

Virtual worlds – online worlds where millions of people come to interact, play, and socialize – are a new type of social order. In this Article, we examine the implications of virtual worlds for our understanding of law, and demonstrate how law affects the interests of those within the world. After providing an extensive primer on virtual worlds, including their history and function, we examine two fundamental issues in detail.

First, we focus on property, and ask whether it is possible to say that virtual world users have real world property interests in virtual objects. Adopting economic accounts that demonstrate the real world value of these objects and the exchange mechanisms for trading these objects, we show that, descriptively, these types of objects are indistinguishable from real world property interests. Further, the normative justifications for property interests in the real world apply – sometimes more strongly – in the virtual worlds.

Second, we discuss whether avatars have enforceable legal and moral rights. Avatars, the user-controlled entities that interact with virtual worlds, are a persistent extension of their human users, and users identify with them so closely that the human-avatar being can be thought of as a cyborg. We examine the issue of cyborg rights within virtual worlds and whether they may have real world significance.

Link –boingboing

Novell Jumps to Linux Rescue
Novell said Wednesday it — not SCO Group — owns the key rights to Unix and that SCO should stop claiming Linux developers misappropriated Unix code. Linux advocates rejoice and SCO’s stock tanks. By Michelle Delio. –wired

So Much for the Freelance Economy
Guru.com will join the growing ranks of sites for freelancers that have shut down. Seems predictions that a big portion of U.S. workers will become free agents won’t pan out. By Amit Asaravala. –wired (actually that ain’t true: the vast majority of people i know are freelancers. they’re also broke, struggling, barely working hours that could be called part time, looking for anything, and like the victims of all other Big Cons perpetrated by the bizniz comunity, left without healthcare or retirement benefits. the underground economy is alive and well, and padding wallstreets bottom line while the ccreative pros who live it are dying. wait 30 years for this to really become evident. welfare and social security could collapse…)

Broadcast Drekulation

When I was coming up in radio, back in the Seventies, there were limits on broadcast property ownership. Back then, you could own seven AM , seven FM and seven TV stations: the “7-7-7 rule.” And in any one metropolitain area, you could own at most one AM, one FM and one TV station. There were also limits on how many newspapers you could own. The big O&Os (owners & operators) — NBC, CBS, ABC, RKO, Westinghouse, Capital Cities — O&O’d the biggest signals in the biggest markets. But, again, there were limits. Newspaper/broadcast cross-ownership was highly limited.

In 1985, 7-7-7 went up to 12-12-12.

Then came the Telecommunications Act of 1996. Now the limits were 8-infinity: Up to eight stations in any one market, and no limit on the total nationwide.

In 1999 the FCC created the Eight Voices test and the 35% rule: locally, a company could own two TV stations in a market if a total of eight “voices” still existed; and nationally, no company could “own” (I hate that term in this context) more than 35% of the national TV audience.

Killed along the way were minimal requirements for non-entertainment programming (1985), the Fairness Doctrine (1987), limits on percentage of advertising content (1985) and various other limitations, including ones on operating stations you don’t own, allowing de facto ownership of programming to exceed ownership of licenses.

Why? C.H. Sterling of the TV Museum puts it this way:

Deregulatory proponents do not perceive station licensees as “public trustees” of the public airwaves required to provide a wide variety of services to many different listening groups. Instead, broadcasting has been increasingly seen as just another business operating in a commercial marketplace which did not need its management decisions questioned by government overseers. Opponents argue that deregulation violates key parts of The Communications Act of 1934–especially the requirement to operate in the public interest–and allows broadcasters to seek profits with little public service programming required in return.

On June 2, the FCC is due to release the next round of dereg rules. FCC Chairman Michael Powell, a dereg proponent, is expected to raise the local limit to ten, among other things. At issue especially is cross-ownership of newspapers as well.

Notice how much of the few minutes of non-advertising content on your local 11 O’Clock news is devoted to “stories” that are nothing more than promotions of entertainment shows on the same stations? Prepare to see the same, and worse, in your newspapers.

Nobody on the receiving end of broadcasting and newspapers is asking for more dereg. In fact, the pols, noticing which way the wind blows, are opposing it.

The problem is that broadcast spectrum, as conceived since the first radio stations went up early in the last century, is highly finite. Engineering rules have been relaxed in the extreme, to the point where I can stand here in an apartment bedroom in New York City and get two or more stations on one FM channel just by turning my radio 90 degrees in one direction or the other (and all of them sound like crap). But there are still only a few thousand stations on AM and FM, and far less on TV. In other words, there are limits to the total number of stations that can be owned.

What’s more, the business of commercial broadcasting is not one that involves listeners and viewers except in very indirect ways. You and I pay nothing to the originators of the signals we watch and hear. We are merely consumers, not customers. Since we pay squat, that’s the sum of our influence as well.

That means we need some kind of market representation. That’s what the FCC is for, and Congress as well. And they’re not listening.

As a result, we get what we can’t pay for, but that Clear Channel can: influence.

I hate to say I don’t have much hope, but I don’t.

Instead my hope is with the Net. I want regulation to protect the end-to-end nature of the Net, which will allow any of us to broadcast whatever we please to anybody else who cares to watch and listen.

That’s worth saving, big time. I’m not sure about what’s left of broadcasting.

[from Doc Searls]

how to spend your weekend

friday night begins the

PILSEN SPRING ART EVENT!

18th st, halsted, canalport, and enviorns.
a multitude of artists and medias, wander the hood and see the artists in their natural habitat. look for maps, banners, open doors, or bored threadbare artists to act as guides. donations, purchases, food, and rent gladly accepted.

friday 7-10
saterday 12-8
sunday 12-6

kick off even at chela joe’s cafe, 7:30 friday, featuring vito carli (gag, choke) reading and Katherine Chronis (yeah!) in performance.

END YOUR WEEKEND RIGHT! START YOU WEEK OFF RIGHT!

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>PIGROAST!<<<<<<<<<<<<<<

sunday 1pm to whenever, at the Whale. halsted at canalport. bands: drapes, devil in the woodpile, frank morrey, katie bell and the thin man. BELTSANDER RACING! pig and beer. feel free to byob, and donations gladly accepted. don't forget to take monday off...

a safe trip and speedy return to jerry.
conratulations to tim boyle on his graduation.
oakey is indeed enough.
welcome back oona, now behave...
kenneth come home, all is forgiven. the dishes are done and your laundry is shiney.

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and labeled too.

novell doing the right thing?

Novell tells SCO group to put up or shut up. novell had bought unix from ATT, sold it to SCO, which sold it to to Caldera. caldera renamed themselves SCO Group. But according to Novels open letter today they never owned the unix copyrights! great article form computerworld, describing the backpeddaling, and name calling full text of the letter from Novell’s pres and ceo Messman:

“To Novell’s knowledge, the 1995 agreement governing SCO’s purchase of UNIX from Novell does not convey to SCO the associated copyrights,” Messman said in the letter. “We believe it unlikely that SCO can demonstrate that it has any ownership interest whatsoever in those copyrights. Apparently you share this view, since over the last few months you have repeatedly asked Novell to transfer the copyrights to SCO, requests that Novell has rejected.”

a growing excited show

see o’malley as you’ve seen seen him before: e-x-t-e-n-d-e-d.

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more things we’ve recently missed:

the eu wants to track all the euros. literally, using those soon to ubiquitis RFID tags. yup. little radio trancievers on all your money. yeah, to fight counterfiting. sure.

wired on tim berners-lee father of the web, and the word wide web consortium’s meeting in Hungary. patents and webs standards.

anatomy of the FCC ownership rules change. who wants the new rules, why, how it effects you. executive summary: single ownership of the media is easier for government control of content. fight the power, er, powell.

this from the NY times:

“But more than jobs have been lost. To listen to Mr. Engelbart that day almost five years ago was to realize that the computer industry, when it started, was not simply about becoming a chief executive or retiring on stock options at 35. It was to remember that real innovation — the stuff that made computers so much more than “crummy factors of production” — comes from mysterious places, wild people, dreamers and tinkerers, and to remember all the skepticism they had to endure.”

aaron is good today.

NY times on dating a blogger.

news you can abuse:

Acclaimed Honda ad in copycat row
Media: Two artists threaten legal action against Honda UK, saying the company’s latest ad is a rip-off of their award-winning film.

EU awaits charter of rights
More constitutional proposals to be published – including rights charter likely to be opposed by Tony Blair. {the rest of the world hasn’t caught up to what we just abandoned.}

Refugee sews up his lips, eyes and ears
Refugees: Iranian Kurd given asylum three weeks ago protests at Home Office appeal against the ruling. {everyone wants to be in showbiz.}

US ‘pays offshore firms $1bn’
Firms which have moved offshore to avoid US taxes net a billion dollars a year from US government contracts, an AP investigation finds. {your tax dollars at work}

phil is talking about the best email virus delivery system yet. just wait until someone develops a blog comments delivery system…

i’ll be (in some) home soon

i’ll be dogwatching tonight, tueday wednesday and maybe thursday at the whale.

happy memorial day.

(jumbo shrimp.)

people laid their lives down for you to get off work today, and i’m not talking gulf war II: revenge of the shrub.

think about it.

memorial day and veterans day are the marketing dregs that are left of a bunch of real American holidays. decoration day, which began when a group of southern woman went out to decorate the graves of the confederate dead and decided to decorate the graves of the union dead as well, armistace day, which celebrated the ceasation of fighting in world war 1, the two Victory days (V-Europe and V-Japan) which celebrated the end of world war 2, and believe it or not May Day. generic replacements for specific acts of remembrance and celebration.

i useually morn for coast guard dead on memorial day. no one remembers their service, let alone their losses. and now they’ve been quitely subsumed by the monster that is homeland defense. they were the only armed force founded to save lives, the only armed force to ever face backruptcy, and the only armed force given juresdiction within the us (the army ariforce and marines have juresdiction within their bases, the coastguard has juresdiction on any american waterway). they also lead the d-day invasion, alone and unarmed. they were the frogmen before the frogmen, the udt before the udt, the seals before the seals, and all the while saved us from drowniing and patrolled against smugglers, and collisions. they’re in charge of protecting the marine enviornment, manning the lighthouses and aiding disstressed seaman.

and not just during international mr leather week.

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two strikes:

i spent most of this week being unable to get dean’s window’s xp box to re-recognize it’s iomega cd-rw. dean finally fixed this by buying a new dvd-rw, spending against his hypothetical shrub tax return. strike one.

i spent all of last night to 4am asisting neil in getting his redhat installation running. should have been simple, just copying the operating system and data from backup drive to prime drive, and rebooting. x-windows got fucked up, and nothing could save it. sigh. luckily we had the back up drive. so that became the prime drive. strike two.

(i did have an amazing meal at neil and chri’s. both of them are amazing cooks. if you miss their solstice party, you’ve missed heavenly food. word to the wise…)

(has anyone other then me noticed all the “zagat rated” window decals suddenly blooming all over chicago bar and chow house windows? the fscking billy goat tavern is zagat rated…)

the power failure last week took out all the browsers on mine host’s 98 box. i’m not taking that as failure. i just didn’t have the time to replace them. will do it today, maybe.

(increasingly i’m finding myself spending sunday listening to dick buckley play pre 1945 jazz on wbez, and then listening to nancy wilson’s jazz profiles. i’ve been listening to buckley since i moved back to chicago, and violently dissagreeing with him the whole time. but know i know why he only plays pre 45 jazz. nancy wilson is another story–her voice is wonderfull, but the guests she uses for commentry on the show are almost always clueless. among the few exceptions were her ellington-strayhorn profile, and today’s johnny mandel profile. but her shows are always chock full of the kind of trivia i absorb through my pores. like the totally useless facts that mandel wrote the theme to MASH (suicide is painless) while drunk to lyrics written by altman’s 14 year old son hours before it was due. or that he couldn’t get a leonard cohen song out of his head while he was writing it. or that he’s the one who suggested the use of the loudspeakers and anouncements in the movie.

my poor useless head is swimming in shit like that.

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know that pilsen is wicker park, you see the damndest things outside the skylark lounge…i suppose i should be thankful that there is a hipster who has the money to restore a fiat 500 and drink at the skylark. the pic looks like this for a host of reasons:

neville had offered me a ride home and told me he woiuldn’t wait for me to set up the shot, so i just pointed and shot while he ran off without me;

the camera was upside down;

the cars in front and behind the fiat were literally parked on top of it;

and the lens was set at it’s widest focal length, and i had to shoot down at it–i’m a lot taller then the fiat. a lot taller.

i didn’t even see the guy in the picture till i got home and uploaded the picture to the laptop.

thanks to neville for the ride.

thanks to brian herzfeldt for having a unique name.

it’s nice day outside

recap:

i’ve been beaten by xp. i failed to get dean’s iomage cd-rw seen by xp, after dean had inadvertantly installed the software it came with, which wasn’t xp complient. iomega said it’s ms fault, ms said it’s iomegas (real phone calls involved here. both their solutions involved going out and paying roxio for a new copy of easy cd creater. lemme repeat that: the manufacturer of the drive and the manufacturer of the operating system insist the only way to make the once functional drive functional again is to go buy new software. there is no way to reinstall the drivers if you didn’t set a way point in windows bizzare rollback system, and they won’t just give you the drivers. dean pulled me off the project and went and bought a dvd-rw instead. the guys at krex assured him it would work without a driver. they were right….

i hate windows. it’s cost me all my street cred with dean. he now refers to me as an irrational ms hater. he now owns visual studio .Net. he believes in visual basic. he ate their pizza. he owns their fridge poetry magnets.

i really hate ms.

the other night i had a wonderfully strange experiance. a performance artist called me from her bathtub. she read me her latest micro-novel while she bathed. i wish i had a way to record the call, her phone and my cell phone turned the splashing into a special effects symphony behind her reading. at to that the looks people give you when your talking on a cell phone in a public place. a wonderfull little mis en scene, or whatever the french call it.

bad craziness?

being broke, i walk a lot. ok, being morbidly obese, i actually waddle more then walk. and i waddle slowly. last night i waddled through wicker park and my old hood: east ukie village. it’s weird walking through either. i wasted over twelve years of my life there, so i’ve got issues and history with both hoods. it’s about ten years after billboard put the map of wicker park on the cover, about 8 years since the gentrification in earnest and about five since the last of the bands mentioned in the article broke up. i recognize less and less, remember less and less. while i was wondering and waddling, katherine chronis called me to say that she’d just been in wicker park visiting myopic, and that they were moving into the original myopic space, currently earwax cafe. weird. weirder still wandering around the hood in a power outage. people running around the darkened streets waving their maglites at each other and every passing cab. it was unbelievably quiet. when i got down to augusta and damen i found five fire trucks, 2 ambulances, a board up truck and a shit load of cops. the wonderous landscape of marslights and strobes, a few oddly hushed onlookers clotted around the periphery. cops not making eye contaact or acknowledging questions. the cops were blocking eastbound traffic at damon, and it looked like they were blocking traffic a few blocks down as well. the smell of gunpowder was unmistakable. the streetlights were on at chicago. wonder if we’ll read about it in the paper.

(warning: matrix paraphrase follows)

life isn’t all lunar crime scenes in eerie strobe lit slow mo cop donut time. earlier in the night i got panhandled by a particularly upfront bum, he wanted money for a 40oz and a rock. latter while i was waiting for the bus he wandered by on the other side of the street smoking a ciggerette, moving steadier then he’d been when he panhandled me. i also got panandled by a guy trying to pass some free tv guide off as streetwise, and overheard one of npr’s soundbite hookers from the north ave. hooker story complaining about bizniz being off…

(listening to npr is moderately more depressing then listening to fox news. they should know better, but happily spin the news anyway, anouncing over and over that this is half what shrub wanted: this despite shrub’s obvious glee at getting this much. and they still refer to it as the president’s economic bolstering package, because it’s designed to put more money in peoples pockets to hire more people, buy more production capacity and invest in the corrupt stock market. then they run storys about the biggest brokerages/investment houses which were recently fined for corruption and conflict of interest doing record bizniz and showing record profits this year, production capacity being at an all time high with growth falling off, and boeing laying off 37000 workers. hopefully that was typo, but i doubt it. they repeated it 3 times.)

(but they’re also running a story on the dept of homeland security arresting and deporting illegal immegrants who work in the sears tower because they might be blackmailed by terrorists.)
Continue reading ‘bad craziness?’

post it notes

let me make something clear, since it’s already come in email. oona didn’t get banned for being naive, stupid, or childish. the regular commenters fall into those categories 3-4 times a day. oona got banned for doing something she was told not to. told a few times. told in private and public. the law was laid down, and she chose not to listen. oddly enough, it pissed me off more to have to ban her. it’s been suggested that i just suspend her for a while. i fail to see why. if she was told 3 times not to do something, what’’s going to stop her from doing it again after suspension? she already agreed to not do it three times…

i’m not running the bathroom wall at pergolesi or no exit. i’m running and publishing a small newspaper. i don’t own the press, i borrow someone else’s press. and i (strangely enough) have a world wide readership. there’s a wealth of things i can’t talk about, in terms of todays political climate, in terms of a web spider that scans this site regularly and violates our intellectual property in the name of preserving and protecting other peoples brands and intellectual property. i can’t afford to put my borrowed presses in jeopardy. back in the day, i would have pointed her at the netiquette faq, that lovely little amy vanderbuilt guide to online behaviour (archived at eff.org.) but the net got hit by 11 billion 747’s full of oonas (well, to honest, with a lot of oonas, and much more of much worse). so i told her what not to do. it’s been suggested she did it out of naivete, but i can’t see how. not listening isn’t naivete. it’s maliciousness.

so it goes.

opera released version 6.02 for mac os x today. bout time…

one of the things you can use a blog for is your own personal annotated footnotes/bookmarks.

her’s some of mine swiped from various blogs.

Roxio Buys Pressplay, Napster Lives.
AP: Roxio Buys Pressplay, Napster Lives. What a sad end for the Napster name. [Hack the Planet] pressplay was the DRM crippledmusic download site built by a consortium of big record companies. thsi should give apple a run. this might also tank, pressplay had no market share, and the napster name, also owned by roxio is synonymous with free…

love is in the air: some of the blogosphere’s main men are getting married. zeldman (jeffrey zeldman presents), daniel berlinger (archipelago,) have anounced and mark pilgrim who just got married (diveinto mark.)

FCC deadline nears
In any other western democracy, it would be the subject of intense public debate and 72pt newspaper headlines. But this revolution is not being televised…

One more presidential accomplishment
Here’s something else W can add to his presidential resume: He is the first president to know how to roll a joint with one hand….

NY Times on Blogging and Privacy
Warren St. John has a good article in the NY Times today about what blogs are doing to privacy….

Name Go Boom
NASA’s Deep Impact crashes into the Comet Tempel 1, in July of 2005. Now you can have your name inscribed on a disk that gets incinerated in the explosion. It’s a can’t-fail gift for both the complete egotist or terminally depressed loved on! [Thanks for the link, Mary Lu.]…

Who else is blogging about this link?
Luke Hutteman: SharpReader 0.9.0.2 has been released. I love this new
feature. I see Jon is blogging about Lupy. Who else has been talking
about Lupy recently? Why Abe Fettig, of course. Sort of a local cosmos
at your fingertips.

Weblog Search
Looks to me like Dave Winer’s Weblog Search effectively behaves the same
as Intertwingly’s search. Compare: ScriptingNews with Intertwingly.
Dave’s search is based on Google. Mine on Swish++. Both display the full
weblog entries of any matches in reverse chronological order.

Serval, an aggregator with Whuffie
John Beimler: I’ve given the aggregator a concept of whuffie. I can give
any item that has been aggregated a thumbs up or thumbs down, increasing
or decreasing the item and site’s wuffie. I sort the sites out as I
display them by their whuffie. It is a simplistic way of keeping the
sites I’m interested in at the top of the list. I’d like to wire in a
Bayesian classifier too, and see if that helps me get the items I like
to the top.

NewsGator 1.2
Greg Reinacker: Tomorrow, May 20, 2003, everything changes. Drool…

merrily we roll along

UPDATE: NOW WITH EVEN MORE MORE MORE!

kenneth threw his back out, so cut him some slack and leave him the hell alone today. send him email if you must.

article on last weekends powertool drag races in SF!!!

the blogroll works for almost everything i can test for. thanks to Ben for adding the requisite perl modules to our fancy little hush server. i spent hours trying to do it last night to no avail. note, it’s now alphabetized, too. and it all boils down to one little tag in the page…i’m going to cut the javascript out now…

any browsers/os combos having problems? lemme know.

today mac os bypassed win2000 as the os of choice by you, the ffejworld readers. weird.

the chicago tribune has decided the sbc law passed last week here in illinois is a national embarrassment. free registration required to read the article, no direct link. meanwhile worldcom, now back to using the MCI name, has cut a 500 deal with the feds. cool. loose over 10 billion, get a contract to wire iraq, , and hav e to pay. but only after you get out of bankruptcy. we all should go into the telco bizniz.

chimps belong in the human genus. they share 99.4% percent of “functionally important” DNA with humans. all the jokes about chimp judges in schlock mercenary may now come true.

the president’s press droid fleischer anounces he’ll step down. lynch mobs of journalists are forming even as we speak. unfortunently all the journalists are dead…

open source emissary Bruce Perens on the MS-SCO deal.




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