Archive for November, 2003

ass seen on tv

operation gobble gobble is over, it was a complete success, and a fine time was had by all. hope your turkey day was as good and today you fire up the wheels of commerce, or sit at home and fart it out, which ever pleases you more.

john unger’s new improved webpage.

mr. quintron’s Drum Buddy Show.

Spencer has put up more of Trondant Shamen for you to listen to. If you listen carefully, you can hear me and Hairball in the audience (along with a few other nexus irregulars, or at least some other people that feature heavily in my songs and stories).

happy thanksgiving, you worthless swine!

Happy Turkey Day, you lemons!

i’m going to be in skokie, with no bandwidth so i’m not going to bother to to blog the thing live or post at all later.(they’d have dsl if the golf channel came on it, and don’t have a cable modem on the off chance it would harm the golf channel).

i hope you all things to be thankful for and have a lovely and thankful day.

come monday, we show our greedy, nasty side, and make you pay.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY KATHERINE

Happy Birthday Katherine!

for this number we give thanks

today you may quit your phone company, wcellular or land line, and take your number with you.

and i must formally apologize to oakey for mistakingly calling him a goat licker when in fact he is a pig cuddler…

very few more posts, since i’ve found the ultraman page, and it’s so much better then writing.

one down, none to go

sharon and dean’s reception was today, and i went. boy was it fun, i had a blast. i’d like to thank the student of wright who designed the house, an the alberts who hosted it for their hospitaity. and i’d like to thank all of sharon’s beauticians, but she already did that. and thank jah he won’t be moving her out of evanston…

federal spam bill was passed, it’s worthless go look it up and learn how you were sold out again. it’s an opt out bill, with you having to tell them you don’t want to be spammed! and another frderal database to keep track of you on the way. shrub of course will sign it. wonder why the rescumlicans were so defensive of the spammers? FUNDRAISING! dig it:

“certain forms of spam will be officially legalized. The final bill says spammers may send as many “commercial electronic mail messages” as they like–as long as the messages are obviously advertisements with a valid U.S. postal address or P.O. box and an unsubscribe link at the bottom. Junk e-mail essentially would be treated like junk postal mail, with nonfraudulent e-mail legalized until the recipient chooses to unsubscribe.”

unlike mail, you bear the expense of the wasted bandwidth and storage capacity. (yeah, i know you pay for the us mail too, but no one thinks that way). the offshore spammers are going to love this! (bill gates likes it too, so it must be bad).

new ffejworld rule; i’m the only one who is allowed to threaten anyone on the site. this means you. male violaters from now on will have their knees beaten to a pulp with my brother’s old aluminum baseball bat, then have their hands pushed through the old food processer and finally be forced to drink the purree.

female violaters will have their names and numbers sent to vito in a love letter.

or worse. so behave your selves.

eevery year at this time i say something about how thankfull i am, and how thanksgiving was my late grandfather’s favorite holiday. this year will be no different.

i’d like to thank President George Bush, FCC Chairman Michael Powell and the rest of the administration for legalizing prostitution by whoring themselves out to the highest bidders.

i’d like to thank Dick Cheney for putting the evil back in grey eminence.

i’d like to thank John Ashcroft for sharing the love he gets from religion with all the people whos rights he’s walked over or deported, or is just holding without trial. John loves his god, and it shows, at least to the right people who make the right amount of money.

and donate to the right party.

i’d like to thank the presidents wife for worrying about her daughters possible pollution by contact with the secret service agents assigned to protect them (you know, when she refered to them as “those type of people”) but i can’t.

i’d like to thank Rush Limbaugh for making the world safe for sanctimonius Junkies–and giving me my next tack for the blog. ever notice how republicans can’t hold their drugs? it aint’ called the betty ford clinic for nothing.

and i’d like to thank Diebold, et al, for making sure that what’s wrong in america never gets fixed, and the rich get richer and the poor get poorer, till the old landed gentry thing takes hold again.

hope you all choke to death on you dinners come thursday.

and i’d really like to thank the Register for naming me my foes: the Pigopolists.

long ago and far away

for those of you who were wondering, marcin and delia are in washington, dc. been there since may, and thinking of heading to poland in may…those crazy kids…llama farming didn’t work out.

if you are an earthlink subscriber, get online and change you account preferences. earthlink has changed their policy and will automatically begin collecting personal information about you, and begon to pass your info out to third parties. you have to click on three check boxes in your online prefs, and then jump through a few hoops. also yahoo will begin spamming you after january first, even if you opted out of their third party spaming program when you set up your account, so get on line and opt out again, which involves clicking to get to another page from h your prefs page, more hoops, more hoops…i think it might be time to quit yahoo altogether.

Glenn Fleishman article in the seatle times on why you shouldn’t have updated to OS X Panther. vaguely chauvenistic.

Macdevcenter on rudimentary Panther system administration. i’d add getting fink and anachron, but thats me. at the very least copy the command line commands presented here and either remember to run them as needed or have iCal execute them. another fyi: you have the energy saver system preference shut off, put to sleep and or turn on the computer at any time everyday. potentially handy…

my three day hunt for my keys is over. they were found, they were returned to me, and the various people whose keys are on my chain no longer have to live in fear of changing their locks. this has been a fucking nightmare, not just because i lost both the live set i carry in my pocket and the “dead” set i keep in the bag, but because of the betrayal of trust and lack of responsibility it engendered. other people were effected. they’re both in my pocket now, and i can finally get some sleep. then there was the cost of running around and personally checking all the places i had been since i knew i last had them, and the cost of getting them back. i have $1.50 to my name. sigh. something better come up fast, or there won’t be a ffej posting here soon.

from spanking the skins to wiggling the opto isolator

the further adventures of quintron and miss pussycat, and their musical offspring, the drum buddy. yes virginai, there is life after wicker park…(courtesy of brian the toaster boy)

mark your colanders

the Tingle Tangle Menagerie, (spellink in context kiddies) has two show dates you mark in your calender. nov 26 & dec 6. 10 pm til close. TEXAS 3012 archer. (thanks tim)

remind me not to write so damn much

Wired interview: Bill Joy. Hubris, cassandra, and Mac OS X, among others. Sun’s former chief scientist on why he doesn’t like linux, shrub, windows or progress, and what lights his fire. finding out your heros have egos is always good. finding out they’re complex and contradictory is better.

the register reports the us lost 500k tech jobs last year

if it’s monday it must be wicker park

UPDATED: now with tuesday morning and cleaned up too!

my brother is still in town.
unger is in town, and now (still!) awake.
i’m (watching (watched) neil) debug neil’s qmail setup. (he did a great job, too).
it’s probably someone’s birthday.
Happy belated birthday to jim G.

interesting. i mentioned the other day that i seem to be fodder for japanese search engines, and they stopped spydering the site immediately thereafter. i just checked my technorati links cosmos, to find it unchanged, despite my front page listing on at least two blogs: Mac Net Journal and Malixya (got RSS?). those i found in my referer logs, but i hit blogdex and Google for other links. one claimed a link from Joi Ito, which i didn’t find. instead I found pointer to a post by Dave Sifry on Technorati’s growing pains. So i shouldn’t and won’t complain. it’s amazing that this stuff works at all.

saw a bunch more episodes of Farscape tonight, including Scorpius’ origin and scratch and sniff, which can best be described as the disco episode. What makes the show something other then Crichton’s ship of Alien Women is the writing, which frankly is so much more snappy and pomo then most SF. Since the funniest and most referential lines are Ben Browder’s, i’m assuming he improvised them. it;’s a hard show to pin down, and a harder sell to new viewers, you either love it or hate it. hairball says it’s a fantasy, i’ve referred to it as the lifetime channel does sf, and Classic star Trek style stationary action and adventure (until they got the budget to really get messy). as always when watching tv SF, you have to seriously suspend dissbelief: the pineal gland isn’t located in the chest, people…

Gillmor points to a Winer post on seeing the candidates pledge to keep the web free from the influence of the entertainment industry. he ends with the now traditional, “ask not what tthe internet can do for you, but what you do for the internet?”Gillmor comments, and draws a picture (ask your self whats missing from the picture). besides, even if one of the Dems is elected, and repeal the Broadcast Flag, it’ll still be years before anyone can get an HDTV, despite sony and ikegami having shown working prototype equipment ten years ago. And You Still Won’t Ever See any DAT Decks At Walmart.

( i’d like to go further, and demand that the candidates tell us who owns them. it’s easy with shrub, just add “big” and/or “wealthy” in front of most anything foul: wealthy child molesters, big polluters, big time powerbrokers, wealthy layabouts, big, wealthy robber barons, you get the idea. with some of the Dem candidates i’m not so sure, and it bothers me. i’d like to vote for the right special interest groups, the ones that matter to me. better yet, i’d like to vote for a candidate that’s owned by my special interest group, the unemployed people who now sleep on public transit. oh, wait, we don’t have any money to buy one of these shits…)

hairball has noticed certain keyboard keys lag in OS X. now i’m begining to notice it. is it real, though?

(which reminds me, all the mac sites are reporting on the new rendevouz sharing feature of Panther’s Image Capture. try it, it’s fun at partys, i used it last night at Lamprey)

while i was napping Greymatter was updated. new features, new license, new look. it’s ease of use, relative ease of install for a CGI and independence from database software make it an almost perfect first Content Management System if iwas a first time bloger and uninterested in RSS, i’d seriously consider it. even if you change your mind later you can import it’s posts into another CMS that supports RSS. on the downside, it doesn’t support any of the bloging API’s, which means no fancy posting tools other then bookmarklets to help you blog. i admit a fondness for it, as this blog started out on Greymatter. if you plan on using RSS (and you should) i’d say try Blosxom for your first blog. industrial strength in a small and fairly easy install, with tons of features and tons more third party plugins. but i digress…

while i was sleeping, spencer updated Subliminal News with RSS, and lands in my auto generated blog roll as a result. now if he would only post the entire the entire Trondant Shaman back catalog as Mp3’s, or least put up a cd or 3 for order, life would be much better. the feedback solo from the halloween show at Batteries Not Included is one of my fondest memories, and Hairball and i reminisce about the 3 piece show at Lower Links all the time, just last week, as a matter of fact. alas, all my TS cassetes were lost in the eviction, but you can download some of Spencer’s MP3s from here. (and Spence recomends the sounds of the sun).

while i was snoring really loudly, uControl was ported to Panther, and moved to Sourceforge. check the blogroll for the link.




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