Archive for November, 2005

Thanks for the giving

So I spent Thankgiving wrapped up in 2 wool blankets, curled up in a ball on the floor shaking like a guy wire in a hurricane with chills and a fever. Didn’t even get dinner. (Ben brought up a sampler plate of select morsels, but I couldn’t hold it down). After a handful of aspirin and a lot of sleep the fever finally broke, but for the next few days everything i was able to choke down left at a high rate of speed (after this had went on for a few days someone got around to telling me what I should have been eating for my condition…thanks). I felt like a Warren Zevon song that I’ve only read about (My Shit’s Fucked Up). The Flu isn’t fun to live through or talk about. Not the best way to spend my favorite holiday, one already colored by Bev’s mother’s passing and Karey’s absence.

But it could have been a lot worse. Had I been alone for the outbreak I would have died from it. Both my aspirin bottles are full of either small screws and bike tire stem valves or left over vitamins (it’s a lot smaller then the vitamin bottle), and my blanket is my winter coat. It could easily have been some other flu variant. I can only imagine what would have happened when i wrenched open my last can of beans. I can imagine the look of horror on them that found my body.

So all in all it was a great Thanksgiving. So thanks to the entire Bluespruce/Castle/Conis/Holmes/Jones/Reed/Stoltz clan for a great time and great company (and apologies for any surname I left off), especially Mary and Dick for putting up with me for yet another year, Jane and Denny for shopping tips, poker lore and the worst joke I’ve heard in years, Margaret for nursing, Richie for the best sub (and Pizza Party) I’ve ever had, Felonious Q. for T-Mobile machinations (and way to much patting of his own back), Sharon for the new cafe and coughdrops, and especially to Ben for nursing and putting up with me when he has real people and great family to spend time with. Thank you all so very much!

New Firefox

Firefox 1.5 is out for all platforms. Go get it. For those of you living under a rock, Firefox is the lean, mean, cross platform, open source, standards compliant web browser built from the Mozilla code base. If that isn’t enough buzzwords for you, it’s also Free. Windows users are strongly urged to switch, unless of course they like popups and security holes. In which case they deserve to have their identities stolen, and to pay my full plus 50 per cent virus removal charge.

“if a teenage kid had done this, they’d be up on charges.”

Sony Music is selling copy protected music CDs that install a poorly written rootkit on your computer. There DRM (DIgital Restrictions Management) software keeps you from making unauthorized copies of your CD, and eats up computer system’s resources, making it run slow and crash. You can’t play the CD on your computer without installing their software, and the software is the rootkit. Rootkits are bad, they’re security bypassing software, usually to let others take control of your computer, and stay hidden while doing so. The insidious thing about this root kit is it’s shit simple for any one to write an exploit to use it as the basis for their own worm/virus/trojan/spyware/spam tool, and own that would be invisible to security software or scanners you might have running (if you have any sense, that is) from Battino’s O’Reilly Blog:

Just few days ago I wrote a rootkit that acts as a DRM system. I was thinking I could demonstrate that the [European] law will protect malware, too, which is obviously unintended. But to see the same techniques are used in an actual DRM scheme already being deployed, I’m shocked.

Thanks Sony! Now when I write my worm, all I have to do is name it “$sys$” and it’ll be “auto-cloaked” on systems you’ve compromised.

My scan tools will trip over this as an altered system call. Meaning much more work for me, much more work for the systems administrator, and much pain for everyone all the way around in the longer run.

(Earlier in this post the author wonders how Microsoft will react. So do I. If they don’t come down hard on Sony, who’s gonna believe their “Trusted Computing” BS. But they spend so much time sucking up to them…does anyone know why a company with more money in the bank then the entire entertainment industry combined is so scared of it?)

The Malware/worms/virii shitstorm from people who didn’t know about the rootkit and loaded these CDs on their computers will take years to eradicate. Sony will probably get off scot free, and dump their surplus inventory on the third world to cripple their nascent infrastructure…

The geeky meat of how this was discovered is here.

If you’ve already loaded one of these CDs, either hire your local geek to disinfect, or backup and reload Windows. Try and get a refund on your CD-good luck there, most place will not take a return unless it’s scratched. But that’s not all you should do.

Do Not Buy Sony Music on CD. Do not play their CDs on your computer. Hell, let’s boycott all Sony products and teach them a lesson. Because if we don’t, this will keep happening, and it will keep getting worse, with ever more corrupt software wedging your computer, and slowing the net to a crawl.

Unless your among the supposed majority of people on this planet who believe that Companies and Rich People may do what they want (y’know who you are, you voted for Bush and Blair). In which case just bend over and spread it like the good sheep you are.

Again from Battino’s blog post:

The odd thing is, this must have been happening for some time. This shows just how poorly we’re protected by virus scanners.

It’s ironic that Sony, the ones who brought us Fair Use in video [by defeating the Betamax lawsuit] are as draconian as they are now.

(with thanks to the Reel Jeff for the heads up, and the quote.)

Plaster Caster makes the top ten rock movie list

Plaster Caster, the movie, has made it to number 60 on Blender magazine’s Top 100 Rock films list, betting out Stop Making Sense and Rock And Roll High School among others. Congratulations to Cynthia and the Reel Jeff.




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