RARE JEFF YUDKOWSKY PRINT TO BE AUCTIONED AT BENEFIT SUNDAY!
He’s short, fat, bald and ugly. His nicknames have gotten him in trouble with the Tolkien estate and Clint Eastwood. He has the resume of the average out of work science fiction author, and the address to prove it. He’s bored you senseless in cafes, bookstores and bars across the Chicago metro area since time immemorial. He’s the source and subject of at least one book. Infamous for not attending his own openings. He’s been published in England, Europe, and America, often times without his knowing it. He’s been impersonated by Ernest Garret-despite 6 inches of difference in height and many shades difference in skin tone! And we’re auctioning either one of his rare prints* or a dream date in knee pads with his Nerdishness, the Last of the Independents, The White Plains Drifter himself, JEFF YUDKOWSKY!
BUT THAT”S NOT ALL!
Sunday 7pm Sharp. at the Skylark (The Nexus Of All Evil) Halsted at Ccermak, chicago il
Kim got hit by an Ice Cream truck and all I got was this lousy fundraiser,
to benefit the former REVCO Revolting Pussy and current Lampreyite, Pilsenite, Bridgeporter, artist and truck accident victim Kim Assalay.
featuring
WHITE WOLF SONIC PRINCESS – 73o
KICK PUNCH – 83o
LUBREPHONIC – 93o
CYNTHIA PLASTER CASTER – 1o3o
THE THIN MAN – 1o45
plus surprises, silent auction, door prizes, chair massages, and maybe even more…
(This is a rare chance to see Cynthia PlasterCaster–who knows, she might even bring the cast of Jimi Hendrix for you to ogle)
(you can always donate case, before or after the event–contact me or Jerry Boyle fo more info)
* Jeff Yudkowsky digital and analog photo prints are insanely rare owing to the lose of the Yudkowsky archive, the destruction of certain prints by rapid framing techniques used to hang at least one show (packing tape), and the artist’s complete indifference to his work. Jeff Yudkowsky, his work and his likeness appear through the kind courtesy of the Pilsen Photo Group, who will also be auctioning work at this benefit.
