(UPDATED)
Illinois senator Dick Durbin has went over to the dark side, and needs to be removed. He’s no longer advocating for the people of Illinois, the people who voted for him, or for the party under who’s banner he ran for the senate. He’s advocating for the plutocracy, and the party who supports corporations. Fuck him, it’s not about the deficit, it’s about the safety net for people without jobs.
It’s about jobs, Dick.
Jobs.
Start looking for one, Dick.
(of course you can tell Dick what you think, here and here.)
What can I say? A judge told me today I was noble, honorable, and a nice person. And he wasn’t high.
I’ve been wearing a mustache, beret, turtleneck, dark glasses and sandals without socks. All day. And I feel fine.
Fight for your (supposed) right to free speech, urge conneticut voters to terminate their contract with Joe Lieberman now.
Mr. President, would you please come out of the closet and admit you’re a Republican plant? You surrender more then the French, You do it before the battle has begun, and like all Good Republicans, you deny it.
I am so embarrassed to have voted for you. You’ll be remembered by the ex-pats as the man who could have saved America but chose not to, historians will write papers about the Bush-Obama one-two punch that finished us off. But don’t worry, the dupes of the those you surrendered to will still call you a socialist nazi moslem.
In the past I called Clinton the best republican president America has had since Teddy Roosevelt. It’s now certain you are the worst since Bush. And that takes some doing.
If the Whitehouse compromises and allows an extension to the Bush tax cuts for the wealthy, I’m not voting for Obama again. And I’ll actively work against him.
An extension is the last step necessary to put us in the Third World, permanently.
Get off your fat ass and vote.
Unless you love what words like oligarchy plutocracy and corporatism mean.
Then you can stay home and let the dupes do their work. Standing idly by and letting the scum do their work has a name. Sheep. You know what happens to sheep…
For those of you who keep saying “there is no difference between the two parties,” please tell me how many democratic millonaires/billionaires are running, and self funding their campaigns.
I keep hearing “I want to vote for something/someone not vote against something/someone.” So go vote for Democracy. Me, I’m going to go vote against the Citizens United ruling, against American Crossroads against the Chamber of Commerce, against the Koch brothers, against Wall Street, against the Tea Party, against the health insurance business, against the republicans and against their foreign donors. I’m voting against professional political demagogues, professional fundraising scum who don’t have to run for office to make millions. I’m voting against the professional hate mongers who get the victims to pay for their victimization.
I’m voting for Democracy.
WE’RE AMERICA’S CRAZY CAT LADIES
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IT’S NOT THE HEAT. IT’S THE STUPIDITY
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IT’S SPELLED _A_R_I_Z_O_N_A_
BUT IT”S PRONOUNCED EUGENICS.
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AS BIGOTED AS WE WANT TO BE.
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20% UNEMPLOYMENT. 46% STUPIDITY.
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BUD SELIG DOEN’T HAVE A PROBLEM WITH US.
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BIG SKYS. SMALL MINDS.
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WE’LL LEAVE THE HATE ON FOR YOU.
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IN YOUR HEART, YOU KNOW WE’RE WHITE.
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OUR FATHERS DIED FIGHTING THE NAZIS. IN 1955.
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BRINGING BACK TENNIS WHITES.
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FOR PEOPLE WITH DISCRIMINATING TASTES.
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PAINTED DESERTS. ALTERED MURALS
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WE SPEAK OUR MINDS. WITH A FORKED TONGUE.
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this post would be sponsored by the Arizona Department of Tourism if they weren’t a bunch of whiney shits.
UPDATED:
And yes, we did. Although a part of me still can’t believe Obama won. But he did. More importantly we did. We stepped back from the precipice. The whole world heaved a collective sigh of relief.
For the first time in years I’m hopeful.
Now the hard part begins…
(And once more The Onion hits the nail on the head: Black Man Given Nations Worst Job)
Because it’s the season.
Because the fate of the country hangs in the balence.
Because I’m a mean spirited bigot who loves failed beauty queens (well really, Tina Fey, but this chick is ok too, I just wish she was Tina Fey).
I hereby throw my support behind the Palin/McCain ticket.
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Michael Markman has better headers (among other things) here, and Cliff Gerrish has better/harder/deeper political satire here and here.
